my heart's not in studies

BAH im already thinking of after-exam parties!
first, an innocent lil casual one at the beach HEHE!

k, k, right after bio papers, 22nd november, you people still in brunei better be STILL in brunei, and those who aren't, FLY BACK OR CRY!

drop comments on suggested location, time, plans and etc.
current speculations:

• barbecue (because daph loves it, and it's better than picnic)
• at muara or berakas? or tungku or serasa? OR WHAT?
• everyone chips in for food. $5 per pax. payments made available to ME.
• call me for more info at ******* (you have my number, you!) if not, email me at amilyn307@gmail.com
• everyone's invited (duh, the beach is a public place) but you get guaranteed yummy food only if you pay mwaha. and if you do pay, if you need a ride, there won't be a problem because.........
  

GUESS WHO
CAN DRIVE
LEGALLY
NOW???

no this isn't a post just to publicize me getting my driving licence. cough cough.

Mars

A guy who makes fun of the retarded kid on the bus....

IS NOT A REAL GUY.

A guy who openly dislikes your family and friends....

IS NOT A REAL GUY.

A guy who insults your appearance....

IS NOT A REAL GUY.

A guy who lets his drunk friend take a girl home....

IS NOT A REAL GUY.

A guy who tells his friends that you're his bitch....

IS NOT A REAL GUY.

A guy who flirts up other girls while claiming to love you, LET COMPLETELY ALONE messes around with them....

IS NOT A REAL GUY.

A guy who EVER, EVER hits you....

IS NOT A REAL GUY AND SHOULD FURTHERMORE BE CASTRATED.


Yes, I'm in angst. Sue me.

wweeeeeeeeeeee~

* title read with a loud screetching piercyy voice *


GUESS WHAT? Im moving in wth reza in january. in this house near my college. we rent a room. seperate rooms, of course. nyehhehehness.

im in the library now, listening to thirteen senses and ive 30 mins to bio class. planning to skip, go back to my appartment and take a swim. the weather is perfect for a swim. hmm. shall i? today's the last day of class. cause the paper starts on monday, math P1. jah. i was motivated at first, but slacking always comes after. and its really hard to pick back up the momentum.


hmmkayy. cheeriose.

i say,

Amilyn is HOT.
Sana is Super HOT.
Vee is HOT HOT HOT.
Felicia is oh-my-god HOT.


i am megalicious-hotterthanyou-HOT.

ROFL.

nay, it isn't Jasmine, she's enjoying herself too much to blog. such people living jetset lifestyles don't do blog, so here i am, blogging for her. guess who i am? hee!

i want comments.
comments which answers the question
"Why is the sky blue?"
okay, hit the buttons and give me your most creative answers.
winner gets a favour from chocolatte. LOL.

Dear Idiot,

Ok.

EVERYTHING is against me today.

Was trying to find the article I'm going to talk about now, but yeah, apparently, it DOESN'T exist online!! I also then remembered that I of computing knowledge ZERO wouldn't have jackshizer of a clue how to actually LINK you to it.

SO!

HOW ABOUT THIS.

I TELL you what the news report was about, and you JOIN IN my impassioned bitchfest :P

Long story short, an (searches for politically correct word and realizes there is none) obese dude in Brisbane is raising media hell over the fact that a local Indian restaurant closed down their 9.90 All You Can Eat buffet....because he ate too much.

The restaurant guys were really upset about the publicity and one of the proprietors, in a soft (yet still mockable, don't worry) Indian-accented voice said, "7-8 naans and 5 chickens, all for 9.90? It's not right!"

What. The. Hell.

Dear Idiot,

I'm EVER SO SORRY your parents didn't teach you enough SELF DISCIPLINE to not eat your body weight in TWINKIES, but how about you TRY THIS. Step OUT of your size 11ty shoes, and try these on for size: those of the immigrant of likely significantly lower means than you that you threaten to put out of business with your WHINING.

I realize it's called All You Can Eat. But when you tower over the counter demanding to know his ABSOLUTE reasons for closing your beloved source of SOLE nourishment, and repeatedly ask "Is it because of me? Is it because of me? Do I eat too much?!"

Yeah, precious, EXPECT to be told the truth.

And don't expect the poor guy, who's grasp on English probably isn't enough to blow sunshine up your ass, to concoct some excuse to make you feel better about yourself.

You're going to go outside and, what, darling? Cry? CRY?

WALK ON OVER TO THE CHINESE DELI, MORON! Or Pizza Hut! Or the Fish n Chip shop! I'd LOVE to see you walk into Fish Fish Fish and threaten your OWN race like this. When the waiter refuses to serve you your 4th round of fish and chips for the SAME PRICE, DRAG YOUR LAWYERS AND THE MEDIA THERE.

You won't, will you?

You and your damn sense of superiority. Ooh, look at me, I (supposedly) went to school and was raised with ACTUAL food and shelter! I'm so special that I have NO REAL ISSUES so I need to raise the roof over the non problems that DO cloud my righteously indignant day!!

Lose some weight. Get a life. And remember that you can AFFORD to be this spoilt for the sole reason that you have nothing else to feel ungrateful for. Unlike a lot of these people.

Authors Note:

Yeah, I AM probably taking such offense because I'm Indian myself. Please, though, guys, remember that I've been weight obsessed my entire life and have absolutely NOTHING against overweight people. It'll take you three days of knowing me to know that innately. I know it's not easy to be large and be subject to the stigma and sensitivity it creates.

But I AM annoyed that rather than give me headlines about issues that really matter, the news is reporting meaningless things like this.

I DON'T know the full story...all I know is that what I watched on the news told me the story of a spoilt man with almost no self control, who, because he CAN (And for that reason ONLY), is choosing to spoil someone else's livelihood with some awful publicity.

whadefujhappenned

*edited friday 06/10/06 3:15am on the restaurant part because there is a very slight possibility i might get sued.

since i've not been online in a long long while, i'll condense everything i want to say into a small few paragraphs.

first off, the reason why i haven't been around for a whole week. not that the whole internet is shook by my absence, but i feel i should give an explanation. or maybe i just love talking hahahaha. my modem broke down. well..sorta. i've been using mobile phone's modem to connect to the internet via bluetooth. all credits goes to the one and only Kevin Loh. so what happened was that my laptop's bluetooth device broke down, not the modem so hmmyeahhh..... now i'm just online using prepaid dialup. SO SLOW! pathetic? it's not too bad really, it teaches me patience.

been enjoying lazing in the house without having to go to school *yay* because we're having exams. but since my final paper was last saturday, i have an extra week off WaHAHA!

i've been to fel's twice. the first time, she turned me into a raccoon. grrr. she took a picture of it. i DARE you to post it up fel, i'll sue you for abuse. i didn't even see that coming, fel! i always thought you were a nice girl. after that incident, i don't know if i will ever trust you again. LOL.

past few days were spent on watching LOST season 2. i am so sure Claire was not pregnant because her boobs were tiny. at least make her look like she was lactating!! can't wait for season 3.

read 2 books by Nicholas Sparks, both borrowed from Fel. he has such brilliant brainchild.

TODAY.

• watched JackyChan's (last movie) Rob-B-Hood with fel and michelle. it was hilarious! i'd definitely watch it again, maybe with shenny cause she hadn't watched it. the baby is SO CUTE! michelle said the baby and his mother came to hongkong as tourists and were spotted so the baby became an actor in the movie. wah cool. instant celebrity baby.
  
• sungkai at ******** with shenny and jung, dining on so-unworthy-of-my-money combo. i know i'll make an evil cruel food critic if i ever become one, and it's because i noticed 3 things which i will tell you:
  

1. our waiter was SO blur. he spent most of his time looking into space and did not hear what i said about three times, going "huh?", did not ask to be excused and went away abruptly to his fellow waiter when he wasn't sure about something about the menu. pfft. fine. ******** is not fine dining anyway so yeah, it's okay. and i guess the poor guy must've acted that way from starving the whole day after puasa-ing. heh, im feeling kind.
   
2. Sprite Ice tastes smells like Harpic, you know, that thing you use to wash your toilet bowls. no, i had not drunk any Harpic, i had only smelled it and the Sprite tasted like the smell in my tongue. aiiii i don't even know how to explain. but i am never going to drink sprite ice again. or maybe, just maybe, ******** washes their glasses using Harpic. OR THEY WASH THEIR GLASSES IN TOILET BOWLS??? am i going to get sued for writing this?
   
3. i know shenny said it would be mean to blog about this but i can't help it. so here: there is a moustached woman serving people in the restaurant. just so that i can redeem myself, i will not mention which restaurant it was that i dined in gadong. Oops, did i just let the cat out of the bag? well, there are many restaurants in gadong, you go figure which one it was.

why am i so concerned about it? you see, i do think the woman is nice, and she's a wonderful waitress, but she wears makeup. what's wrong with it you ask? since she wears make up, it's safe to assume she cares about her appearance. so why doesn't she realise she has a moustache and why doesn't she shave it or wax it or whatever? that's like..showering, spritzing on perfume, wearing a hot tank top but making people realise you DID NOT shave your armpits when you raise your arms dancing the night away in the club. WHAT THE HELL, i don't know what it is, being a hypocrite? go all the way! remove that hair growing on your upper lip! or foremouth! whatever! i've grown pass naming face parts. i don't even know what's nostrils anymore. (just kidding)

jung was sitting 50m away and he sees it. whether he has super-vision or it was THAT obvious, you tell me. shenny says, "maybe that's her way".

of what? attracting men? "ooh baby, i have some hair on my upper lip, why don't you come over to my place and shave it for me?" sexy? maybe. i'm not a man and im not a lesbian.

alright, just so you don't hate me for posting that little piece of my mind, i will confess that i am not perfect. heck, i've got bad skin, bad hair, bad nails, bad everything. so don't hate me. LOL.

p.s. - teo, i do not have issues with body hair, i have issues with hypocrites.