give me hope joanna

clinton gives good msn conversations because he is THAT bored.

Clinton: hey i don't know who to talk to

Amilyn: what's up?

Clinton: i can trust you right?

Amilyn: of course

Clinton: there's another girl... I made out with her. she's someone from church. she needed a lift after church and i agreed to the mall but we ended up somewhere else.. and she came on to me.
Clinton: i feel really guilty. fel and i have been together for so long and i screwed up...and our anniversary is soon. what should i do? should i tell her the truth?
Clinton: i don't know why but i couldn't resist. fel was right, i am easy.

Amilyn: are u being serious coz i really can't take you seriously

Clinton: dead serious. please amilyn. im really stuck

Amilyn: webcam

Clinton is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.

Clinton: sorry its dark, light blew

Amilyn: haha nah it's okay i can see you, you're not THAT dark

Clinton: seriouslyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Clinton has stopped viewing webcam with you.

Amilyn: oy knapa stop

Clinton: ugly

Amilyn: oh fine, fair enough

Clinton: -_-"

Amilyn: so what's up with this girl, how long u known her

Clinton: we were in the same religious class. she keeps calling.

Amilyn: name name

Clinton: joanna

Amilyn: IS SHE HOT??

Clinton: she's okay

Amilyn: so do u actually like her

Clinton: no.. not in that way
Clinton: i love fel

Amilyn: im still wondering if you're pulling my leg

Clinton: im serious okay please...i'm scared if i tell her she'll break up with me

Amilyn: which is why u need to stop things with this joanna girl first

Clinton: yea, i'll stop answering her calls..

Amilyn: anything else u should stop doing?

Clinton: im meeting up with her later
Clinton: 2.30

Amilyn: you might as well break up with fel

Clinton: we're just gonna talk

Amilyn: thats what they always say

Clinton: okay.. i wont go

Amilyn: almost all the good men of our batch.....are slowly turning into not so good men...........

Clinton: hahha im still good!

Amilyn: you better be!

Clinton: im REALLY good
Clinton: HE HE HE

Amilyn: ...............
Amilyn: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clinton: hahahhahahahhahahahahahah
Clinton: sorry
Clinton: SO BORED WAH!!!

Amilyn: you suck lah!


actual post is WAY longer, and span over 5 hours of incessant chatting about "joanna" and how slutty clinton is. HAHAA.


shits this blog is so dead. no one's so free as to blog anymore. i guess i'll do it. why? because i'm running out of things to do before i end up "studying for my exams". WHEEEEEEEEEEEE.

a considerable amount of time have passed since i last posted something. so what's been up? will keep it short between the chocolatters.

im here now, god knows why, studying chemical engineering in NUS, singapore, and not doing so well because i still enjoy the carefree and self-wasting lifestyle of slacking and driving around in the middle of the night without a care in the world, drink with friends, watch movies, play rockband, etc. so i was quite shellshocked when i arrived some time in august.

i'm staying in a hall... oh hall oh hall, you'd think this is where all the shit happens, who's sleeping with who, who's bitchslapping who, and all that but noooooooooooo, it's where we play weird games like kukujiao and nehnehpok. yes, WHAT IS THAT? i thought that too at first. really, this is disappointing. i actually thought things would've been cooler if i went to UBD! but oh, i've adapted and understood their culture, they're alright.

and then after a while, on the other side of the town where people get wasted everyday with no goal in life, it's just not right for me anymore (oh you think you're so cool, you are but a fool), so i'm kinda stuck in the middle (to be or not to be).

a few weeks after, jasmine decided to have a lil weekend getaway and paid a visit! of course this includes seeing the goh brothers too. wack weekend.



i am getting darker and darker because of all the sun. i miss driving. here, walk walk walk, sun sun sun, dark dark dark. i've also taken up swimming and soccer i.e. more sun. i won't be surprised if the next time you see me again i look as dark as clinton =p but good news, i'm effectively losing weight!

when i came, dad gave me a lump sum to last me through the year (august 08 to may 09), but already NOW, my bank account balance is like thirty odd dollars.. another half a month to go before it gets topped up again. why is this happening...(oh the joys of shopping! and additionally, internet shopping!) why did i blow an odd 3K in the first month here. mom was right, i AM extravagant. it's not like i'm damn rich lah. now i have to suffer through my final month. talk about financial planning.

vee's going back to brunei 1st december, i instead am going to KL on 2nd december to meet my family. whoopdeedo, what's going to happen if i don't see vee? =( there're also many people for me to see in brunei in december, like teo, sharon, my cousin veronica whom i haven't seen for YEARS and has suddenly decided she liked girls better than guys.

on the other hand, going to KL would allow me to spend time with the other homosexual cousin tony! and the wedding of the other cousin and his anorexic but still pretty girlfriend, while watching them fight over the family business with the other brother and his wife. wah, life is interesting, who needs hongkong drama?

basically, family obligations call for my presence in KL from 2nd up till 13th. afterwards, what should i do? should i make my way over to brunei? should i check out airasia's apparent free seats and get myself a return trip to shanghai and see jo? or maybe to NSW to see sana and rif and cheehwa. OH LIFE.

wait. before i think about all that, i must pass my stupid freaking exams first or i'm totally screwed. i hate university life....for now.

i need a haircut.

ps. GUESS WHAT, the optical word verification thing on this post is "latha" OHHH i miss her.

online tests again

normally i wouldn't post up the online tests i take because most of them are just silly but this one is ridiculous!!

so i took this test, won't waste your time with its procedures but the results state that my priorities in life is as follow:

1. pride
2. family
3. love
4. career
5. money

this is silly because MONEY IS #1 !!!!!!!!! hahahaha i'm kidding. maybe there's some truth to it, i don't know.

next, it says that

• i am a loyal partner
• my partner is super manja
• my enemies are dirty
• sex is bitter
• and my life is serene

okay, i don't even have a partner to begin with, and i don't think i have enemies.. but if i did, YES THEY ARE DIRTY!! HAHAHAHA
and sex is bitter wtf.. it was in reference to coffee! i hate coffee!
my life is far from serene.

someone i'll never forget: josh
my true friend: teo
my real love: jasmine (HAAHAHAA JAS, i told you there was some subconscious lesbianism going on between us)
my twin soul: ron
someone i'll remember forever: shenny (isn't this the same as someone i'll never forget?)

stupid test.

jokes.

since this blog is so dead, thought i'd put up some lame jokes for visitor's benefits.


#1

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"


#2

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."


#3

A professor was grading the essay finals he had just given his class and opened the exam book of a failing student to reveal blank pages and a $100 bill. The only thing written in the book was "$100 = 100% - I get an A."

A month later, the student approached the professor. "I don't understand," he said. "I failed the course. Didn't you read my final?" The professor handed the student the exam book.

The student opened it to reveal $50 and the phrase "$50 = 50% - You fail!"


#4

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”


#5

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That's not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested.

The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.

The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That's it.”

#6

A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”.

The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”


#7

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.

"What's the matter?" he was asked.

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor.


#8

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Sam: "I don’t know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"

#9

The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him: "Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?"

Sartre replied, "Yes, I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream".

Nodding agreement, the waitress walked off to fill the order and Sartre returned to working. A few minutes later, however, the waitress returned and said, "I'm sorry, Monsieur Sartre, we are all out of cream -- how about with no milk?"



#10

There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all the beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.

The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on.

Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.

"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, than neither will I."

#11

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, so naturally he's curious about the sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to his co-worker and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

"Well, I'm curious," begged the man, "how long have you been wearing an earring?"

"Ehr, ever since my wife found it in our bed."


#12

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out.

The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"

The nine year old replies "Nope, not for my mom."

Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?"

The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either."

The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?"

The nine year old says "They're for my four year old little brother."

The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother??"

The nine year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them!"

how was singapore??

ahh i really don't want to republish the stories here as well because the comments would be scattered (if there will be comments, that is!) so i'm going to.. urm what's the proper term.

plug? link? whatever.

here they are:

02.05.08 Friday - how i arrived in singapore
02.05.08 Friday - induction
03.05.08 Saturday - laundry, dinner and movies

chanel monster vs. cookie monster

hahhah look at my lil furry friend and what she's been doing whilst i was away hahahha

enjoy guys !!!! :)