Ode to MattMatt

I wrote this song for you, MattMatt!!!!! (a.k.a Jester, you losers)

MattMatt!!!!

Ohhhh, MATTMATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

WHEN WILL YOU REEEAAALIIIIIIZE?

That Nat' s a ball of fairyfluff,
Reminds me a bit of Hilly Duff,
Sana is the perfect choice!
And plus, I have an OK voice!!
See?! See?! I could be with your band!!
So come on, moron, TAKE MY HAND,
Together, we'll go to drummer schoooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!
And then my parents would disown me.

Ok.

So maybe the last line didn't rhyme.

But COME ON, PEOPLE!

Wouldn't YOU want to marry a poet chick?!

Given, she may hypothetically be a BIT obsessive and write creepy songs about you.....

Hypothetically of course.

Shut up.

I hate everybody.