21 January 2007

Indian Eyes

So lots of people have asked me over the years how my eyes are so "pretty". Because they're "big" and "large" and "deep" and what not. Well, here, printed for you in BLACK AND WHITE, is exactly how to get your own (and no, Josh, it's NOT with EyeGloss ;) pair of Indian Eyes.

All you need is:

A spoonful of female inequality.

A pinch of poverty.

A dash of total parental control.

A bit of mild sexual harassment.

A little loss of freedom.

A splash of hardship.

A smidge of political instability and corruption.

A drop of sexual repression.


There ya go!!!!!!

Still interested?

3 comments:

josh said...

stereo comedy!

:)

Anonymous said...

APAKAN!

electronicfly said...

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
what happened to the beeeutiful template??

what happened to the tagbox??